Friday, May 26, 2006

Hello again.

Tis my second posting in ages. two very good reasons for this:

1) i basically forgot this page existed, until i was prodded by our semi-president
2) i then went on to forget my log-in name and password.

Hope you can forgive an old coot his memory. i dont think its my fault my memory is marginally worse than a dead weasel. anyways, im supposed to post new member names, and god knows we have a load of them. i , for one, cannot be bothered. the paper appears to have dissapeared in the chaos that is my room. when im feeling like it, you'll get your names.


exams have just finished where i am, and inserted is a conversation with a science student:

me: hello, little twit. what's your name then?
twit: what are the options? i refuse to answer this questopn! its not in the text book (foams at the mouth)
me:allright, i know ur brain is scrambled, but c'mon! a name, i want a name.
twit: im gonna fail. you know i, like, failed? fail,fail,fail. teachers hate me. whats that smell?
me:now listen here you swinging bowl,im gonna smack you in a bit if you dont start making sense.
twit: (jumps out of window screaming 'numbers are after my blood', before falling to death 17 floors later.

now kids, exams may reek, but dont go flinging yourselves out windows, god knows i might be walking on the pavement. keep it cool, and remember that s%^t happens, and u cant talk to me about anything. have a nice life, because i intend to.


respectfully(yeah right)
R.A