hai its me again,Shmy...1st of all, sorry cwl if i was hard on you...i juz wan you all to post something for mfa...and here is another joke for you

A man was setting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly towards him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."

Shmy

Hi ! Guys and girls ....
I really miss u all a lot . Have been doing my exam for the past month .
Just only finish it on Monday , yesterday .
Ah .... I am so happy now .
No tuition , no exam , no books , no worry after examination .
Hahaaha ..... I like this type of life .
I have been looking forward for it but it will be not nice after a long period .
Actually i plan to post this article later but Shmy force me post so I can only do my best to post one .
I really have no idea what to type ..... Hehehe .... Just bullshit a lot .
Well , everyone is very busy and worry with their marks . I don't think there will be much people who log on to mfa .I am not worry with my marks so do Woony and WP .
Our marks is quite good . I hope all the others will get good marks too .
I am quite happy of the school because they are not going to use kuota anymore for next year .
That means all the student in the first class next year will be having a very good and high qualities .

Well , my friends work hard for it . There will be competitions among all of us . Try hard , work hard for that .

Shmy ,
Don't worry ! You will get some good position and enter the first class . Don't be sad .

I think that's all for today .
My brain is stuck now .
Don't have any idea .see you all tomorow .
CWL

Johnnie Has All The Answers

After spending his first couple of weeks in school, Johnnie began complaining, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade!"

When the requests continued, the teacher finally had enough.

She took Johnnie to the principal's office and explained Johnnie's request.

While Johnnie waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal.

The principal told Johnnie's teacher that he would give the boy a test and if Johnnie failed to answer any of the special questions he would stay in the first grade and behave.

The teacher agreed.

Johnnie was brought into the room.

The principal told Johnnie his terms and Johnnie agreed.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnnie: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Johnnie: "36."

Principal: "What is 9 x 9?"

Johnnie: "81."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know.

Johnnie appeared to have a strong case.

The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I think Johnnie can go on to the third grade."

The teacher, having put up with Little Johnnie's tendency toward sexual wisecracks and looking more toward discipline than advancement, said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions before we make that decision."

The principal and Johnnie both agreed, Johnnie with a sly look on his face.

The teacher began by asking, "What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?"

Johnnie: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal's eyes open wide!

Before he could stop Johnnie 's expected answer, Johnnie said, "Pockets."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "I think we should put Johnnie in the fifth grade. I missed the last two questions myself!"

got the answer for the question i asked yesterday?

question:what is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?

the answer:the student is stocking his mind while the farmer is minding his stock

Shmy

Joke of the Day

A couple were throwing a dinner party for all the major bigwigs in town.
The wife was very excited about the party and wanted everything to be just perfect.
At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any escargot, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket and gather some snails.
Grudgingly, he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.
As he was collecting snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would just come down the beach and talk to me."
He went back to gathering the snails for the dinner party.
All of a sudden he looked up and the beautiful woman was standing over him.
They got to talking and she invited him back to her place for a drink.
Well one thing led to another, and the man ended up spending the night at her place.
At 7 AM the next morning he woke up and shouted, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"
Quickly he gathered up all of his clothes, grabbed his bucket of snails, ran out the door and down the beach.
He ran up the stairs to his beach house.
He was in such a hurry when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails, strewing snails all the way down the stairs.
Just then the door opened, and a very angry wife was standing over him demanding to know where he had been all this time.
He looked at the snails on the steps, then looked at his wife, then back at the snails and cried,
"Come on guys, we're almost there!"

i have a question here...see whether you can answer it...

what is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?

Shmy

here is another joke for all of you...

The President slips away from his secret service personnel one night and goes for a walk.

He sees a lake and decides to take a swim.

He is splashing around in the lake when he starts to have trouble.

Three good ol' boys see him and realize that the man in the lake is drowning.

They jump in and save him, pulling him to shore.

When they got him out of the water, they realized who they had saved.

"Gosh you're the President!" They exclaim.

The President says "Yes I am, and for saving me, I'll give you the one thing you've always wanted. Just name it and it's yours."

The first guy wants a new pickup truck, so the President tells him to go pick it out.

The second guy wants a new deer rifle, so the President tells him to go pick it out.

The third guy tells the President that what he wants is a white marble headstone that says 'Here lies a country boy who risked his life to save the President of the United States'.

The President asks him why he wants that.

The third guy answers "Once my daddy finds out I didn't let you drown, he's gonna kill me!"

Shmy

hey all...wassup?
i would be happy to say that i'm enjoying my time after exam...but the truth is that i'm not...i'm worse now...during exam i'm just nervous slightly and panic for certain subjects...but now...i'm panicing like hell and miserable...eh why am i talking about me?...shall i discuss about something else?...ok

here is a joke for you..enjoy...

A passer-by is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86".

The passer-by asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?"

The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out.

The passer-by thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay."

The man lifts the manhole cover, the passer-by steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"...

that's all..bye for now...

Shmy