Sorry for the last article I wrote for MFA. It's kind of lame I know but that's the only thing I can evr think of that day. I promise I'll write a better one. Here's a joke of the day...
A woman fell down from a 500 metre building
when suddenly an Englishman caught her.
The saviour asked her to sleep with him for a night if she wanted to be drag to safety.
Feeling disgraced and disgusted,
the woman threw curses and vulgar signals at him.
Impatient, the Englishman dropped her,
leaving her screaming for help.
A Frenchman caught her after that.
He asked for the same favour as the Englishman,
and of course,
the woman threw curses and vulgar signals at him.
Angry, the Frenchman dropped her back, falling.
Now, an Arabian man caught her.
Feeling tired of falling and wanted to be saved,
she pleaded to the Arabian.
" Alright, I give up. I'll sleep with you. Just save me and I'm all yours for a night."
"Astagfirullah!!"
The Arabian was shocked and he accidentally let her go,
leaving her falling to the ground....
--SUECHAN @ LUNAR CAT--
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